scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
"Internet friendship is not real"
most-awkward-moments: Reblog if this is a lie and you have made amazing friends on the internet.
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
beginning of the summer: I'm going to work out every day! I'm going to improve my eating habits! I'm going to do something every day that will help me feel better about myself! I'm going to work on not being sad anymore! I'm going to make new friends and have a lot of fun!
end of July: sleep until 3PM. blog. Eat everything in the house. Don't eat anything. Hate self. Dread school. Avoid all social plans and friends. Become a hermit.
I can’t keep your voice out of my head All I hear are the many echoes of...– Blink 182
torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
dragonitress: f3tchh: raynebowjack: I CANT BREATthE slendy pls WHHHAAAATTT
Watching Animal Hoarders on Netflixs
I thinkI might die.