me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
How teens and adults text
Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff My life.
Did not enjoy that…
I want a fucking cigarette.
I don’t even smoke but god fucking damn it.
I'm flippin hungry
Apple was going to make a smaller version of the... →
reesesksk: gigglingbean: why am i laughing so hard at this . omg . ….
I think all my 33 followers should put stuff in my...
Leave me something to wake up to? Yes?
follow her. →
oh hey that’s me!! lol
speedygonzaliz: -onyourknees: liquidmeth: Today someone told me that your birthmark is where you died from in a previous life. My birthmark is on my knee. I have come to the conclusion that I died in my previous life by taking an arrow to the knee. I have a birthmark on my hip lol…………. iddkkkkk maaan mines on my forearm? inner thigh….?
eyeslikeglass-deactivated201208 asked: I'm pretty sure we're the same person.
ok im really fucking lame
speedygonzaliz: But I just hit my first really lame goal on tumblr of 100 followers, i know its so small compared to everyone else but im really happy :3 I only have 33…..
Anonymous asked: <p>would you ever fuck a woman?</p>